The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

The Fourteenth Floor (1994)

Garry Shandling: Larry Sanders

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Quotes 

• Hank Kingsley : I was having a good time, I thought the spirit of the event was joking, it was fun until got to... that lady had pushed me down at the network.

  Larry Sanders : No, that network lady was a nice lady and she tripped over a cord.

  Hank Kingsley : Well, that nice lady has given me a tripping over to a nice little thing called a subpoena.

• Hank Kingsley : Just take a look, Larry. This is what happens when you screw around with the network. Innocent victims get caught in the crossfire.

  Larry Sanders : Did they gave you any painkillers?

  Hank Kingsley : Yes, but I checked with Beverly, they already have the ones they gave me. I am so tired!

• Larry Sanders : What did the guy said?

  Arthur : C'mon, he gave the speech "we're all family", the usual shit.

  Phil : Such idiots. "We're a family!". Maybe we should make a joke about that tonight.

• Larry Sanders : Not always easy for the network to find a chair. Thanks for being in here.

  Little Boy : Thanks for asking me.

  Larry Sanders : Tell us what you did uh... what you did before uh... how long have you've been with the network?

  Little Boy : Since '87.

  Larry Sanders : '87. And what did you do before that?

  Little Boy : I was in nursery school.

• Larry Sanders : What are you doing?

  Arthur : [drunk]  Larry, goddamn you, you've biting the hand that feeds you and the hand came up to smack you right upside the head.

  Larry Sanders : Is this the hand talking?

  Arthur : Oh sit down, goddamnit. SIT DOWN! And listen to me. You cut out this... cut out this network shit and if they want to have an apology for real, goddamnit, just go ahead and do it!