Las Vegas (TV Series)

New Orleans (2004)

Josh Duhamel: Danny McCoy

Quotes 

• Danny : [watching the Wet T'Shirt contest]  God, I love my job.

  Mike Cannon : More and more each day.

  Danny , Mike Cannon : [together]  Damn!

  Mike Cannon : Oh, she's hot.

  Danny : Hotter than hot.

  Mike Cannon : Smoking.

  Danny : Firing.

  Mike Cannon : Somebody better cool me off.

  [Mike and Danny get splashed with a glass of water and then the camera turns around to reveal Nessa, Sam, Delinda and Mary standing next to them. Nessa has an empty glass in her hand] 

  Mike Cannon : That was a rhetorical comment.

  Nessa Holt : [sarcastically]  Oops. My bad.

  Mike Cannon : Now I see why they call you the "Ice Queen"

  Nessa Holt : And now you see what it's like to be in a Wet T-Shirt contest.

  Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez : Hey, why don't you get up on stage and show us ladies a little something?

  Delinda : Yeah, Mike, Why don't you shake a little booty up there?

  Danny : What. A guy can't comment on a pretty girl without getting ragged on?

  Nessa Holt : Ragged on?

  Danny : Okay, maybe that's the wrong choice of words.

  Mary Connell : You think?

  Danny : All I mean was that's a natural instinct for men to notice women who are -

  Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez : - Well endowed?

  Danny : Yeah.

• Danny : Survival of the species depends on man's ability to be attracted to women who look like that.

  Mike Cannon : Danny, you should probably stop.

  Danny : What?

  Mary Connell : She's a he.

  Danny , Mike Cannon : [both]  What?

  Mary Connell : Your smoking hot lady is a guy.

  Mike Cannon : Mary, that's not cool.

  Delinda : Mary could hook you guys up.

  Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez : Yeah, a little threesome

  Nessa Holt : But would it be a threesome with a him-her? Isn't it more like a foursome?

  Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez : Or a two-and-a-half "mensome."

  Mike Cannon : That's not funny

  Nessa Holt , Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez , Delinda , Mary Connell : [together]  Yeah, it is.

  Mike Cannon : That's not funny at all.

  Delinda : Mary, she's not a guy

  Mary Connell : I know that.

  Mary Connell : But they don't.

  Delinda : You're bad.