Conan announces the upcoming week of shows in Toronto in February 2004. The main comedy segment is NCAA Football Mascots, featuring Alabama State Angry Man on a Tiny Bicycle, Webster State Tai Chi Scotsmen, Iowa State Bust of U.S. Agriculture Secretary Ann Veneman Made From Tainted Meat, Gonzaga University Kitten Professor of Physics, Texas Tech Stealthy Frankenstein, Villanova University Drummer With Ridiculously Long Sticks, and South Carolina State University Strom Thurman's Other Illegitimate Children. NBC Nightly News anchor Tom Brokaw is interviewed. Gary Sheffield is interviewed about joining the New York Yankees. John Mayer performs with Buddy Guy and Double Trouble.
—Ian Lueck