- Conan O'Brien: Your U.S. citizenship has come through, we have Guy Secunder from the U.S. Department of Immigration Naturalization,
- [Guy enters]
- Conan O'Brien: here with your official documents. All you have to do is sign a piece of paper... and you are a U.S. citizen. That's all you have to do.
- [audience shouts protests]
- Conan O'Brien: You get your passport, you sign that, they'll give you a passport.
- [Jim signs the form]
- Conan O'Brien: There you go. And now, you get your passport. Uh, there you go.
- [Guy hands him a passport]
- Conan O'Brien: There's your U.S. passport right there.
- Jim Carrey: Wow. This is just fantastic. It truly is a real, this is a real, no really, it's a dream come true for me. I just have one question for you, Mr. Secunder: Why would I want to become a U.S. citizen, when I'm from the greatest country in the world?
- [audience cheers]
- Jim Carrey: You know what I think of your passport? Huh? You know what I think of your passport?
- [chews the passport up]
- Jim Carrey: That's what I think of your passport! That's what I think of it. Mmm, it tastes like manifest destiny!
- [spits it out]
- Jim Carrey: Get outta here! Move it!
- [kicks at Guy's butt as he leaves]
- Jim Carrey: Get outta here! Move it!
- [audience cheers as Jim chants "Ca-na-da!" Then Jim goes backstage]
- Jim Carrey: Hey man, it's just a bit, right? You have the real one?
- [Guy hands him a new passport]
- Jim Carrey: Oh thank you so much.