- Lenore: [Looks in disbelief] You and she are models?
- Shirley Feeney: Yes we are.
- Lenore: [Not buying it] May I see your portfolio?
- Shirley Feeney: We lost it.
- Shirley Feeney: Includes the intimate secrets of models...
- Laverne DeFazio: [Snatches book from Shirley] Great, let's see the hot parts!
- Shirley Feeney: You can't mix hair! Mr. Billy is a scientist he has a logical mind!
- Laverne DeFazio: Will you knock it off? NO scientist is named Mr. Billy! That's a name for, like, a pony...