Laverne & Shirley (TV Series)
The Debutante Ball (1978)
Penny Marshall: Laverne DeFazio
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Quotes
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Laverne DeFazio : Boy I really like eating Chinese food with these chopsticks.
[uses them like two forks]
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Shirley Feeney : If you had fallen down at the Pizza Bowl, would you run in the bathroom and hide?
Laverne DeFazio : No, I'd do this
[hits herself in the head]
Laverne DeFazio : and everybody would laugh.
Shirley Feeney : So how's this different than falling at the Pizza Bowl?
Laverne DeFazio : Because when those people out there laugh at me, they think I'm riffraff.
Shirley Feeney : Do you think they're more important than the people at the Pizza Bowl?
Laverne DeFazio : No but...
Shirley Feeney : Are they more important than me?
Laverne DeFazio : No but...
Shirley Feeney : Are they more important than your father?
Laverne DeFazio : No but...
Shirley Feeney : Oh but but but.