Laverne & Shirley (TV Series)
The Debutante Ball (1978)
Cindy Williams: Shirley Feeney
Quotes
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Shirley Feeney : What's that?
Frank DeFazio : It's a 100 year old bottle of wine I'm saving for Laverne's wedding.
Shirley Feeney : I hope we all get to try it soon.
Frank DeFazio : From your mouth to God's ear.
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Shirley Feeney : If you had fallen down at the Pizza Bowl, would you run in the bathroom and hide?
Laverne DeFazio : No, I'd do this
[hits herself in the head]
Laverne DeFazio : and everybody would laugh.
Shirley Feeney : So how's this different than falling at the Pizza Bowl?
Laverne DeFazio : Because when those people out there laugh at me, they think I'm riffraff.
Shirley Feeney : Do you think they're more important than the people at the Pizza Bowl?
Laverne DeFazio : No but...
Shirley Feeney : Are they more important than me?
Laverne DeFazio : No but...
Shirley Feeney : Are they more important than your father?
Laverne DeFazio : No but...
Shirley Feeney : Oh but but but.
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Shirley Feeney : [Laverne's embarrassed to go back out to the ball room, Shirley's dressed in blue jeans and a sweatshirt jacket] Look at me, Laverne, do *I* look like I belong at the debutante ball? Noooooo, but I'm here, and I'm going to go back out the same way I came in.