- Shirley Feeney: What's that?
- Frank DeFazio: It's a 100 year old bottle of wine I'm saving for Laverne's wedding.
- Shirley Feeney: I hope we all get to try it soon.
- Frank DeFazio: From your mouth to God's ear.
- Laverne DeFazio: Boy I really like eating Chinese food with these chopsticks.
- [uses them like two forks]
- Shirley Feeney: If you had fallen down at the Pizza Bowl, would you run in the bathroom and hide?
- Laverne DeFazio: No, I'd do this
- [hits herself in the head]
- Laverne DeFazio: and everybody would laugh.
- Shirley Feeney: So how's this different than falling at the Pizza Bowl?
- Laverne DeFazio: Because when those people out there laugh at me, they think I'm riffraff.
- Shirley Feeney: Do you think they're more important than the people at the Pizza Bowl?
- Laverne DeFazio: No but...
- Shirley Feeney: Are they more important than me?
- Laverne DeFazio: No but...
- Shirley Feeney: Are they more important than your father?
- Laverne DeFazio: No but...
- Shirley Feeney: Oh but but but.
- Shirley Feeney: [Laverne's embarrassed to go back out to the ball room, Shirley's dressed in blue jeans and a sweatshirt jacket] Look at me, Laverne, do *I* look like I belong at the debutante ball? Noooooo, but I'm here, and I'm going to go back out the same way I came in.