Laverne & Shirley (TV Series)
Haunted House (1977)
Penny Marshall: Laverne DeFazio
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Quotes
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Rosie Greenbaum : Getting a little thick around the middle aren't ya, DeFazio?
Laverne DeFazio : What was that, Jell-o thighs?
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Shirley Feeney : I'm not going here, do you know where this is?
Laverne DeFazio : Where?
Shirley Feeney : This is the Old Ramsdale Manor.
Laverne DeFazio : So?
Shirley Feeney : So it's haunted. My brothers warned me about that place when I was a little girl.
Laverne DeFazio : Shirl, your brothers also warned you about petting and that didn't stop you.
Shirley Feeney : This is different Laverne, my brothers used to whisper in my ear BEWARE THE LEGEND OF THE RAMSDALE HAIRY THING!
Laverne DeFazio : Your brothers whispered awfully loud!
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Shirley Feeney : [sees a skull, screams] This person didn't leave here alive.
Laverne DeFazio : Shirl, it's a knick-knack.
Shirley Feeney : It's a skull!
Laverne DeFazio : Does it have hair? Is it a hairy thing?
Shirley Feeney : No.
Laverne DeFazio : Then we're staying.
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Laverne DeFazio : [after they rip off the banister] We better put the railing back, we don't want to offend these people.
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski : Yeah, these aren't people you want mad at you.