Laverne & Shirley (TV Series)

Testing, Testing (1979)

Penny Marshall: Laverne DeFazio

Quotes 

• Laverne DeFazio : [after Lenny reads aloud that all Shotz Brewery employees must take a psychological test tomorrow]  That stinks. That's terrible.

  Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman : That's the news babe, we don't write it.

  Shirley Feeney : What's terrible? What's so terrible about that?

  Laverne DeFazio : What's so terrible? I don't want no stranger knowing what I'm feeling or thinking. Nobody's going to be poking around in my brain, thank you very much.

  Lenny Kosnowski : He may try to look for something in your brain, but I assure you, he won't find anything in mine.