- Laverne DeFazio: [after Lenny reads aloud that all Shotz Brewery employees must take a psychological test tomorrow] That stinks. That's terrible.
- Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: That's the news babe, we don't write it.
- Shirley Feeney: What's terrible? What's so terrible about that?
- Laverne DeFazio: What's so terrible? I don't want no stranger knowing what I'm feeling or thinking. Nobody's going to be poking around in my brain, thank you very much.
- Lenny Kosnowski: He may try to look for something in your brain, but I assure you, he won't find anything in mine.