- Rosie Greenbaum: You think you got problems. You oughta try living with a proctologist. It ain't easy. My Ogden. He couldn't just be a dermatologist. No. He had to follow a dream.
- Laverne DeFazio: Oh, she's been on her high horse ever since she married a proctologist!
- Shirley Feeney: Yeah - she really grabbed the brass ring!