Laverne & Shirley (TV Series)
The Slow Child (1978)
Penny Marshall: Laverne DeFazio
Quotes
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Laverne DeFazio : Hey Squiggy, do you know the Purple Fiends?
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman : Know 'em? They beat me up three times.
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Shirley Feeney : [to Carmine] You do a pretty mean Irish jig for an Italian.
Laverne DeFazio : Thank you.
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Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski : I think maybe I'll drift back up to my apartment then.
Laverne DeFazio : Aren't you going to stick around for the shenannigans?
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski : No I think I had enough Irish food for one day.
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Laverne DeFazio : [about Miss Babish] I don't think we should give her a hard time right now. Her daughter Amy is visiting this weekend.
Shirley Feeney : Oh Amy.
Laverne DeFazio : Yeah the uh...
Shirley Feeney : Retarded girl. Remember that time we met her on the stoop?
Laverne DeFazio : Yeah, she doesn't get to leave that special school that much.
Shirley Feeney : It's rough boy, 18 years old and she can only be in the 8th grade.