Laverne & Shirley (TV Series)
The Slow Child (1978)
Michael McKean: Lenny Kosnowski
Quotes
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Amy Babish : I'm having a good time, Uncle Frank.
Frank DeFazio : I'm glad, I'm glad, you're a big girl, you should have a good time.
[to Lenny]
Frank DeFazio : You lay one finger on her and I'm gonna break you.
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski : It's a deal.
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Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman : She's a retard, a dummy!
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski : [Amy cries and runs out of the Pizza Bowl] Amy!
[grabs Squiggy]
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski : You know who the dummy is? YOU ARE!
[shoves Squiggy against a table and knocks it down]
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Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski : [Amy gives him the letter her mother wrote her] 'Amy, lock yourself in the'... what's this word?
Amy Babish : Bed-room.
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski : She makes funny B's. 'Tell Lenny he should go, don't let him touch you.' Your mother thinks I'm going to hurt you.
Amy Babish : But I don't.
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Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski : I think maybe I'll drift back up to my apartment then.
Laverne DeFazio : Aren't you going to stick around for the shenannigans?
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski : No I think I had enough Irish food for one day.
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Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski : [looking at Squiggy's leprechaun costume with a kilt, a green elf's hat, green stockings and a green jacket with curled coat tails] Boy don't you look sensational?
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman : Yeah yeah, I would'a got you one but they didn't have a leprechaun costume in a 42 Husky.
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Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski : You're not still upset about what Squiggy said, are you? Because he doesn't know nothing, he doesn't mean nothing.
Amy Babish : He's right, I am a dummy.
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski : Don't say that. Now me, I've been around dummies all my life.