- Lennie Briscoe: You read about the college where they have a rule that a guy has to get permission for every stage of a make-out session? "Can I touch you here? Thank you. Now, can I put my hand there?"
- Detective Rey Curtis: Isn't that the way you do it, Lennie? Beg?
- Lennie Briscoe: Mr. Young Married. You don't even have any idea what you're missing.
- Anita Van Buren: Yeah, late night reruns of I Dream of Jeannie.
- Lennie Briscoe: Isn't that sexual harassment?
- Anita Van Buren: File a charge.
- Jack McCoy: [confronting Barry and Shelly Taggert on the courthouse steps, after Shelly has been acquitted and implicated Barry in the crime] I'm afraid your celebration ends now, Mr Taggert.
- Barry Taggert: You're arresting me for murder?
- Jack McCoy: I would, if I thought you were guilty.
- Detective Rey Curtis: Barry Taggert, you are under arrest for enterprise corruption.
- [cuffs Taggert]
- Detective Rey Curtis: You have the right to remain silent...
- Barry Taggert: [referring to Shelly] You dropped all that after I brought her back.
- Jack McCoy: That was before you took part in this charade.
- Shelly Taggert: Daddy, I'll get your lawyer.
- A.D.A. Claire Kincaid: That's nice of you, Miss Taggert. Your father's business is gone. He's going to prison.
- Barry Taggert: It's all right, honey.
- Jack McCoy: Sure. If she's half as good to you as you've been to her, maybe she'll visit!
- Detective Rey Curtis: So Lennie, what do you want to be buried in?
- Lennie Briscoe: My 25th century spacesuit on one of the moons of Jupiter.
- Jack McCoy: [referring to Barry Taggert] So this was a full-service family business? He provided the shoes; his daughter provided her friends?
- Detective Rey Curtis: [posing as a john in a hotel room, knock at the door] Who is it?
- Donna Richland: Room service.
- Detective Rey Curtis: [opens door, recognizes Donna] 6 weeks till graduation, right?
- Jerold Spector: [testifying before grand jury] I'm a forensic accountant. I perform audits for the purpose of uncovering business fraud
- Jack McCoy: And at the request of the District Attorney of New York County did you analyze the books and records of the Taggert Shoe Company?
- Jerold Spector: I did.
- Jack McCoy: What did you find?
- Jerold Spector: Among other things, a lot of questionable tax deductions.
- Jack McCoy: Including payments to Shelly Taggert?
- Jerold Spector: Yes, she was on the payroll.
- Jack McCoy: As a provider of prostitutes?
- Jerold Spector: No, as a consultant. Her specific duties weren't listed.
- Jack McCoy: Did you find any pattern in the payments to her?
- Jerold Spector: Yes. They were very high after trade show weekends. They correlated with certain business entertainment expenses.
- Jack McCoy: That would be the entertainment of certain male shoe buyers?
- Jerold Spector: Yes, at $400 per occasion.
- Jack McCoy: Was the nature of these entertainments described anywhere in Mr. Taggert's records?
- Jerold Spector: The IRS requires it. Mr. Taggert called them "guided nature hikes".
- Donna Richland: Guys would spend $300 taking Bridget out to dinner and a show, when all they wanted was to get her in bed. She said why not just get paid and skip a boring play?
- Anita Van Buren: Because there are crazy people out there.