- Professor Larry Lewis: This story of yours is - it's Kafkaesque.
- Detective Alexandra Eames: That would make you the bug, Larry. You know what I like to do to bugs? I like to watch my partner squash them.
- Detective Robert Goren: [Goren asks Chinese shop owner a question in Chinese]
- Shop owner: [in Chinese] You speak Chinese like my little dog!
- Translator: She said...
- Detective Robert Goren: [embarrassed] I know, I got it.
- Detective Alexandra Eames: [amused] So did I.