- Det. Brian Cassidy: I don't get S&M. I mean, hurt me, it turns me on. Come on, what's up with that?
- Det. John Munch: It starts with the tattoos. Once you get the ink, it's just a matter of time before you're begging to be tied up and spanked.
- Det. Brian Cassidy: Yeah, tattoos are just a gateway to the sexual dark side, my friend.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: [putting his right arm around Cassidy and turning his left arm so one tattoo shows] You guys have finally figured me out, huh?
- Det. Monique Jefferies: Seriously, did you get off on the tiny little pinpricks of pain?
- Det. Elliot Stabler: No, I get that from workin' with you.
- [about a sleazy jeweler]
- Det. Elliot Stabler: I tell you, if I were ripping off my company, I'd want this jeweler as my guy.