- June Cleaver: Did you win?
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Nah, we lost.
- Ward Cleaver: 6 to 2.
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Yeah. Mr. Driscoll, our science teacher, was umpirin'.
- June Cleaver: Well, isn't he fair?
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Oh yeah, he's fair. But he's more fair to the other team.
- Ward Cleaver: Well, Beaver. I was wrong for sending you out to fight with that boy.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: No you weren't, Dad. I won!