- Richard Rickover: [Beaver is coming out of a lingerie shop as Richard is walking by] Hey, Beaver!
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Hi, Richard.
- Richard Rickover: Hi, Beav. Hey, what were you doin' in there?
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Lookin' for a job.
- Richard Rickover: Selling ladies' nightgowns?
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: 'Course not. Well, I was gonna ask them, well, if they needed a boy, you know, to sweep out and clean the windows and stuff like that. But when I got in there and saw all that creepy underwear lookin' at me, I sorta chickened out.
- [NOTE: The words "lookin' at me" were added as a voiceover. Beaver originally just made a face indicating his disgust]
- Richard Rickover: If you get a real job like that in a shop, you gotta have a work permit and a Social Security number and all that stuff.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: What's a Social Security number?
- Richard Rickover: Oh, that's when you get too old to work, the government pays you for doin' nothin'.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Gee! How old do you have to be?
- Richard Rickover: Real old. About 30 or 35, I guess.