- Eddie Haskell: Hello, Mrs Cleaver, may I come in?
- June Cleaver: Oh, sure, Eddie, come on.
- Eddie Haskell: Is Wally home?
- June Cleaver: Yes, he's up in his room.
- Eddie Haskell: I can only see him for a minute, because I have to go over and see my girl.
- June Cleaver: Well, he's up in his room.
- Eddie Haskell: Uh, when you have a girl, you can't spend all your time with the fellas. You have to spend some time with your girl.
- June Cleaver: Oh, you have a girl, Eddie?
- Eddie Haskell: Oh, yes. She goes away to boarding school. My father says that's a pretty good indication her family has money. My father says it doesn't pay to waste time with people who don't count.
- June Cleaver: Well, It's nice of you to come over here anyway, Eddie.
- Eddie Haskell: [looking confused] I beg your pardon, Mrs Cleaver?
- June Cleaver: Look, Eddie, why don't you run on upstairs, huh?
- Ward Cleaver: [Ward comes into the kitchen] Oh, Hi, Eddie.
- Eddie Haskell: How do you do, Mr Cleaver. Excuse me, sir.
- Ward Cleaver: [exit Eddie] Hmmph. That boy is so polite, it's almost un-American.
- Eddie Haskell: What are you guys gonna do today?
- Wally Cleaver: We thought we'd go over to Chester's. A skunk got in his garage last night.
- Eddie Haskell: No foolin'? Is it still there?
- Wally Cleaver: No, but the smell is.
- Theodore Cleaver: Yeah, I never smelled a real skunk before.
- Eddie Haskell: Aw, that's kid stuff.
- Wally Cleaver: Maybe. What are you gonna do, Eddie?
- Eddie Haskell: Oh, I don't know. I might go over and see my girl. Want to come along?
- Theodore Cleaver: I'd rather smell a skunk.