- Charles Ingalls: Well you either look like a small chief...
- Albert Quinn Ingalls: Or a big chicken, Ma already said that.
- Albert Quinn Ingalls: What do you think, Ma? Do I look like a chief?
- Caroline Ingalls: Well, you either look like a very small chief or a very large chicken.
- Charles Ingalls: [carving a jack-o-lantern] We already got 2 candles in there, let's see if we can make it 3.
- Carrie Ingalls: [in a dream, on horses, see other Indians riding towards them] Well at least you're the only one who looks like a chief.