Lizzie McGuire (TV Series)
Clue-Less (2003)
Hilary Duff: Lizzie McGuire
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Quotes
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Ethan's Stepmom : Ooh! I found a clue, I found a clue! I found a shoe!
Ethan Craft : Uh, Tawny? That's your shoe.
Lizzie McGuire : [animated Lizzie] Oh, no. Ethan's the smart one in his family.
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Lizzie McGuire : I didn't know it until I found this thousand-pound note.
Ethan Craft : That little piece of paper weighs a thousand pounds?
Larry Tudgeman : No, it's British money. A pound is like a dollar. Why am I even bothering to explain this?
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Kate Sanders : Tsk tsk, so very good at figuring out mysteries but so very blind as to see what's in front of your own nose.
Lizzie McGuire : What are you talking about?
Kate Sanders : Don't you see what's happening? Don't you see why Gordo's behaving this way?
Lizzie McGuire : Um, yeah, 'cause he wants to beat me.
Kate Sanders : WAKE UP, Lizzie! WHY does he want to beat you?
Lizzie McGuire : Because he wants people to notice him.
Kate Sanders : That's partly it. Gordo's human. He's probably just tired of being a doormat.
Lizzie McGuire : Okay, but he does not have to be obnoxious to get noticed, Kate.
Kate Sanders : Hello? He doesn't want just anybody to notice him. He wants you to notice him.
Lizzie McGuire : Me...?
Kate Sanders : Everybody at school can tell Gordo's had a crush on you for, like, ever.
Lizzie McGuire : That's crazy, Kate.
Kate Sanders : You've just been busy paying attention to Ethan. Gordo thinks if he wins, you'll pay attention to him. So why don't you do him a favor and yourself a favor and I'll pay attention to Ethan.
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Lizzie McGuire : So... congratulations, old chap.
David 'Gordo' Gordon : Yeah, you did really well, too.
Lizzie McGuire : Well, you're the one everyone was talking about. I mean, people noticed you.
David 'Gordo' Gordon : Yeah, well, I shouldn't care what people think. It's not that important.
Lizzie McGuire : Well, you impressed me.
David 'Gordo' Gordon : I did? Great. I mean, um, you're my best friend. Why wouldn't I want to impress you? And, and, you were very impressive, too. You know, with the, uh... stuff.
Lizzie McGuire : [animated Lizzie] Okay, it doesn't take a detective to figure this one out. Kate's right. Gordo likes me.
Lizzie McGuire : So, I impressed you, and you impressed me. It's all good.
David 'Gordo' Gordon : Yeah. All systems go. You know, Lizzie, maybe sometime we could, um, you know...
Sam McGuire : Hey, Lizzie? You're missing the eel-cooking competition.
Lizzie McGuire : I'll be right there, Dad.
[to Gordo]
Lizzie McGuire : Maybe sometime we could what?
David 'Gordo' Gordon : Nothing. Just you know, do this again sometime. It's your turn to win.
Lizzie McGuire : Sounds good.
David 'Gordo' Gordon : Um, so I guess I'll see you later?
Lizzie McGuire : Yeah, see you. Good night.
[Animated Lizzie]
Lizzie McGuire : So, it looks like Gordo likes me. But, he's just my friend. I mean, that's how I've always thought of him.
[out loud]
Lizzie McGuire : So why do I feel all flushed and light-headed?
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Lizzie McGuire : [animated Lizzie] But what if Gordo's not being immature? What if Kate's right and he really does want to win to impress me? I can do a lot with my head but I cannot get it around that idea. And if I name the wrong suspect, I could let Gordo win.
Lizzie McGuire : That one person, our mystery culprit is...
Lizzie McGuire : [animated Lizzie] But if I do that, does that mean I like Gordo?
Lizzie McGuire : Guy Gaviota.
Lizzie McGuire : [animated Lizzie] Well, I guess we're gonna find out.
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Matt McGuire : Don't anybody touch anything! I am Inspector Pratt and I am here to inspect!
Lizzie McGuire : Matt, what are you doing here?
Matt McGuire : I just wanted to see who croaked dad!
Lizzie McGuire : Well, you can do that somewhere else, like in the Sahara Desert?
Matt McGuire : Mom!
Jo McGuire : Lizzie, let your bother play.
Lizzie McGuire : Ow!
Matt McGuire : I think I'll go study this in the parlor.