- Miranda Sanchez: [to Gordo] We need a list of 20 Frank Sinatra tunes, pictures of clothes people wore back then and the Rat Pack's favorite food.
- [Lizzie looks at her]
- Miranda Sanchez: What can I say? I cut to the chase.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: The Sinatra songs were all called "Leave me alone," people used to wear "I couldn't care less" and their favorite food was "goodbye."
- Lizzie McGuire: Gordo, come on.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Come on, what? You guys are the big Rat Pack fans here. You should know all this stuff.
- Lizzie McGuire: You're the Rat Pack fan and you know it.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Not anymore. Not since you guys made it a big fad. Now I'm stuck with this lame-o hobby.
- Lizzie McGuire: You're not stuck with it and you don't have to do it if you don't want to, but it's not our fault that the other kids like the music and stuff.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: It's your fault for spreading it around. "Oh, Ethan. You can get Rat Pack clothes at Anteater."
- Miranda Sanchez: We can't help it if you refuse to like something just because other people like it.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: It's called being your own person.
- Lizzie McGuire: It's called being an idiot, okay? It's ridiculous to do some airplane thing that you hate instead of doing some Rat Pack thing that you love.
- Miranda Sanchez: Besides, why isn't anyone else allowed to like Frank Sinatra?
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Because they don't really like him. They're just mindless trendoids following the herd. I make up my own mind. I'm not a superficial popularity junkie.
- Lizzie McGuire: And what, we are?
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: I don't know. I'm not the one helping Kate Sanders with her dance.
- Lizzie McGuire: No, you're not. But I'm not the one sitting here hanging out with a bunch of propeller-headed weirdos trying to get some powdered egg and rubber plane off the ground, and you don't even like it.
- Lizzie McGuire: Gordo is definitely not everybody. He's always doing something different, like when everybody else was roller-blading, Gordo was riding a unicycle. When everybody else was into chocolate cappuchinos, he had a Zen rock garden, whatever that is. His latest thing is this whole Rat Pack lounge-culture stuff. It's a little weird for my taste, but who am I to tell Gordo what to do?
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: [to Lizzie] Do me a solid, doll. Take this double sawbuck and grab me a platter I got on tap.
- Lizzie McGuire: [animated alter ego] I hope that means, "Thanks for the good advice. Here's $20."
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: [to Lizzie and Miranda] Guys, it's really cool that you're so into this, but please don't make too big a deal out of it. I don't want it to turn into some dopey fad that every idiot does because he thinks it's trendy like Ricky Martin and digital pets.
- Lizzie McGuire: Don't worry, Gordo. It's not like we're the trendsetters around here.
- Miranda Sanchez: Digital pets were fun. It was so sad when mine died.
- Lizzie McGuire: Hey, Gordo. Your mom sent up some cupcakes.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: No, thanks. One of her patients baked those. She lives in a one-bedroom apartment with 28 cats.
- Lizzie McGuire: [animated alter ego] Ugh. Just what I need. A hairball.
- Lizzie McGuire: [about Gordo not liking the Rat Pack anymore] How could you just give that up?
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Fine. I'll tell you why. It's because you and Miranda got Ethan Craft into it and then he got everybody else into it and when Kate Sanders likes something, it's officially a mindless fad and I don't want any part of it.
- Lizzie McGuire: Gordo, I think Kate might really like it.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: She thinks it's ding-dong. The phrase is "ring-a-ding-ding." It was a code for living life on your own terms. A Ding Dong is a chocolate covered devil's food cake treat intended for mass consumption. I'm not into mass consumption.
- [last lines]
- Lizzie McGuire: Hey, Gordo, you're here!
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Yeah, well, I accidentally flew my plane into the street and it got run over by an SUV.
- Miranda Sanchez: But I thought you said we were just mindless trejndoids following the herd.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: I never said that.
- Lizzie McGuire: Yes, you did! You said it was just a stupid fad.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Wasn't me. Must have been someone else.
- Lizzie McGuire: We were there.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: No, you're mistaken. You know, guys, I'm lucky enough to have friends who point out to me that I shouldn't give something up just to be different.
- Lizzie McGuire: Well, we're lucky enough to have a hardcore nonconformist who totally doesn't care what anybody thinks about what he likes.
- Miranda Sanchez: Good, so that's settled. Is it okay to have fun now?
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Fun's what it's all about, baby.