- Lizzie McGuire: Hello! Hi there! Hey! I'm your best friend, remember? Over here! Oh, crud... It's useless.
- Lizzie McGuire: [to Miranda] See, here's the part that get me all confutious... Not that Gordo has a girlfriend - but that Gordo is somebody's boyfriend!
- Miranda Sanchez: Does he honestly think we don't know? We saw them kissing!
- Lizzie McGuire: Maybe they were just talking really close.
- Miranda Sanchez: That wasn't talking.
- Lizzie McGuire: Maybe she had a smudge on her mouth, or something...
- Miranda Sanchez: That he was trying to get off with his lips?
- Lizzie McGuire: This is the longest I've ever gone without talking to Gordo since he deliberately smushed my brownie in the third grade.
- Miranda Sanchez: How long did the fight last then?
- Lizzie McGuire: Until the bus ride home.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: So, interesting wardrobe choice last night, Miranda. Oh, I'm sorry, I should say "Mirando".