- Lizzie McGuire: This is so silly, isn't it? I can't pick my future out of a hat!
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Glad I didn't have to tell you.
- Lizzie McGuire: You've got your movies, and you've got your music. You guys are set for the rest of your lives.
- Miranda Sanchez: The rest of our lives? Lizzie, I may never be a professional musician.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Exactly. She may never be a professional musician.
- Miranda Sanchez: No! You're supposed to say: "I may never be a professional director."
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Are we here to talk crazy, or are we here to help Lizzie?
- [It's 2036. Lizzie winded up being a waitress at a drive-through, while Gordo drives by in his limo, being a famous film director]
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Did she say her name was Lizzie? Didn't I used to know a girl named Lizzie?
- Assistant: No.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: No.
- Lizzie McGuire: [knocking on car window] Gordo! Gordo, remember me, Lizzie? Lizzie McGuire!
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: [pauses] Nah. Fry me.
- [gets some French fries from his assistant]