Lizzie McGuire (TV Series)

Pool Party (2001)

Hilary Duff: Lizzie McGuire

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• Lizzie : Gordo says it's always useful to confound your peers by doing the thing that's expected of you. I have no idea if he's right, but I figure if you're going to listen to anybody, it might as well be a guy who spends an entire Saturday helping you tie-dye your sheets.

• Gordo : [to Lizzie]  Give your mom a break. It's no great deal being grown up. My mom's idea of fun is watching CNN while she's on the treadmill. Hey, I'd snap, too.

  Lizzie : Listen, Judge Judy, if I thought you were going to take their side, I wouldn't have started this conversation. So don't even try defending Miranda because there's nothing you can say. Fine, say it.

  Gordo : I just don't see how you can be so mad at her for doing the one thing you want to do so much.

  Lizzie : That's not it. You know, I don't even care if she goes.

  Gordo : You just don't want her to have a good time.

  Lizzie : N... no... no.

  Gordo : Look, I know how you feel. My best friend was going to go this party without me.

  Lizzie : So you can't go either.

  Gordo : I wasn't invited.

  Lizzie : Oh, that stinks.

  Gordo : Yeah, but there are just some things you get used to and let me tell you, that isn't one of them.

  Lizzie : So was your friend going anyway?

  Gordo : Turns out she can't. It's her grandmother's birthday.

  Lizzie : That's an amazing coincidence.

  Gordo : Thought you'd think so.

• Lizzie : [about Miranda]  I can't believe she could just do that to me. Just like completely blow me off. Oh, she's such a total hypocrite which she will never admit.

  Gordo : Well, you can't really admit to being a hypocrite because well, then you're not a hypocrite.

  Lizzie : Gordo, what goes on in your head? Is it just like one continuous game show?

• Lizzie : [narrating, as the camera points to Kate Sanders and her friends]  Kate Sanders. She used to be our other best friend until she bought a bra. Now she won't speak to us.

  [Kate gives Lizzie and her friends a pouty look then goes back to talking with her friends] 

• Lizzie : My mom says she remembers what it was like when she was my age. She says everyone's going through the same physical and psychological changes as I am, that we all just handle them different. And except for chat rooms and brain surgeon Barbies, things aren't all that different and that's what makes us who we are. I know she's trying to help, so I tell her she is 'cause that's pretty much the only way I can get out of my room.

• Lizzie : My best friend, Miranda Sanchez. I'm the only person who knows she has little dress-up outfits for her Beanie Babies. Not the kind of information you can trust with a lot of people.

• Lizzie : Sorry, Gordo. I'm in the middle of a crisis.

  Gordo : Yeah? Tell me. I could use a good crisis. I'm so sick of listening to all these brain-dead nimwits twittering on about Danny Kessler's pool party.

  Miranda Sanchez : We may not be your target audience.

  Gordo : Oh, not you, too. Lizzie McGuire, I'm so disappointed in you.

  Lizzie : Gordo, give me a break. I'm allowed to be shallow once in a while.

• Lizzie : It's okay, it's okay. I don't need my mother. I don't need my best friend. I don't need anybody. I'll be a loner, independent. A woman who runs with the wolves.