- [Kate is no longer a cheerleader]
- Gordo & Miranda: [singing] DING, DONG! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The wicked Witch! Ding, Dong - The wicked witch is dead.
- Matt: [Repeated Line when Matt is rehersing for his one line part in the school play] Ahh the doorbell! I'll get that.
- Gordo: [to Lizzie and Miranda] For once, I'd just like Kate to say, "Thank you" and mean it.
- [Kate comes back]
- Kate Sanders: Gordo?
- Gordo: [hopefully] Yeah?
- Kate Sanders: You're sitting on my sweater.
- Lizzie McGuire: [animated] The cheerleading table is like the Oscars. You only go if you are nominated.
- Miranda Sanchez: So the word is Kate dislocated her shoulder.
- Gordo: That'll take her out of cheerleading for a month, thanks to Sabrina the teenage witch.
- [points to Lizzie]
- Lizzie McGuire: I hate this! Claire is ten times worse than Kate.
- Miranda Sanchez: I know, it's like, "Kate: The Sequel".
- Gordo: Yeah, like one of those monster movies where you think you've just destroyed the monster, but it wasn't really the monster. It was just the baby monster, and then the monster mom comes back and she is not happy.
- Kate Sanders: Why do you guys wanna help me?
- Lizzie McGuire: 'Cause everybody needs a friend, Kate.
- Miranda Sanchez: And you obviously don't have any.
- Gordo: And we don't wanna be them, so we gotta get your old ones back.
- Sam McGuire: Are you sure we need to talk to him? He's just excited about the play.
- Matt: [behind the door] Mirror, mirror on the wall; who's the greatest actor of them all?
- Sam McGuire: After you.
- Jo McGuire: After you.