- [after Matt's lizard dies]
- Sam McGuire: You know, I swear that manual didn't say a thing about changing the water.
- Jo McGuire: Whatever... murderer.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: If you ask me...
- Lizzie McGuire: Not gonna.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: ...any group activity that forces others to be happy, is by nature evil.
- Lizzie McGuire: And that's why I didn't ask.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: I just don't understand the herd mentality, that, you know... tells us what to wear, what to watch, what to eat... mm, nuggets!
- Kate Sanders: [along with Claire and the other cheerleaders at the pep rally] U-G-L-Y! You ain't got no alibi! You ugly! Yeah, yeah, you ugly! U-G-L-Y! You ain't got no alibi! You ugly! Yeah, yeah, you ugly! 2, 4, 6, 8! Who's the girl we love to hate? Lizzie, Lizzie... Big Loser! Loser! Big Loser!
- Lizzie McGuire: You mean the instant message went out to everyone in the whole school?
- Miranda Sanchez: Just the people with computers.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Oh, that-that can't be more than, uh, 86%.
- Lizzie McGuire: I'm over. Kate is going to crush me.
- Lizzie McGuire: Kate made cheerleader? Well, you know why she made it, don't you?
- Miranda Sanchez: Why?
- Lizzie McGuire: Because Kate stuffs her bra.
- Kate Sanders: [Kate and her friends are walking over to Lizzie, Gordo and Miranda, confronting them about the rumour] OK, which one of you did it?
- Lizzie McGuire: [Gordo and Miranda look at Lizzie, and Lizzie tries to say she did it but she hesitates] I-uh-I-I-I-I-I...
- Kate Sanders: [looking at Lizzie] You what?
- Lizzie McGuire: Uh... I-I-I-I-uhhh...
- Miranda Sanchez: [cutting Lizzie off, and takes the bullet for her] I did it, Kate.
- [Lizzie and Gordo look at Miranda, surprised]
- Miranda Sanchez: I'm really sorry.
- Kid: [nearby Kate, Lizzie and Miranda, sneezing] Hey, Kate, got any tissue?
- [he laughs at Kate and then walks off]
- Kate Sanders: [walking up to Miranda, staring at her face-to-face] You are *so* gonna pay for this!
- Lizzie McGuire: [Lizzie's animated alter ego then enters her head, thinking] I can't believe I'm standing here letting Miranda take the rap! What am I made out of? Jelly?
- [Animated Lizzie's starts wobbling like jelly then goes back to Miranda and Kate]
- Miranda Sanchez: [to Kate] What's your problem? I said I was sorry!
- Lizzie McGuire: [animated Lizzie then goes back to thinking] On the other hand, how lucky to have a friend like Miranda who handles conflict so well!
- [animated Lizzie runs off]
- Kate Sanders: [warning Miranda about the consequences] Well, "sorry" doesn't cut it! I'd watch it if I were you!
- Miranda Sanchez: Is that a threat?
- Kate Sanders: Could be. See you around.
- Miranda Sanchez: Oh, I'll *be* around!
- Kate Sanders: [Kate and her friends walk off, bumping into Miranda] Ugh!