- Jo McGuire: [after Lizzie tells her she had a fight with her friends] So, what was the secret?
- Lizzie: Oh, that I... I had a crush on Gordo in the fourth grade.
- Jo McGuire: I KNEW it!
- [a filmmaker named Stan Jansen is filming a documentary at Hillridge Junior High School. Lizzie and Miranda are excited about it but Gordo is very cynical]
- Gordo: It's gonna be the same sugar-coated, ain't-life-grand junior high school documentary that we've seen thousands of times before!
- Lizzie: What's your point, Gordo? We're gonna be on TV!
- Jo McGuire: [to Lizzie] Honey, this is the third time you've changed this morning.
- Matt McGuire: Yeah, and it keeps getting worse.
- Kate Sanders: Hey, Gordo, will you walk me to class?
- [Gordo looks at Stan, who mouths "conflict"]
- Gordo: Why, did you forget how to get there?