Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

Double Jeopardy (1996)

Dean Cain: Clark Kent, Superman

Quotes 

• Clark Kent : Lois, we waited and waited for our honeymoon night for a long time. Because we wanted it to be one of the most special and memorable nights of our lives.

  Lois Clone : Are you saying it wasn't?

  Clark Kent : You fell asleep.

• Martha Kent : Honey you know you can talk to us about anything, right? What's on your mind?

  Superman : Christmas tree lights.

  Martha Kent : Sorry?

  Superman : You know how when the holidays come up and you're all excited about making your house just explode with warmth and love so you go out and you buy a new box of lights and you hang them on the tree and you're just waiting for that burst of warmth and love and then you plug them in and... nothing happens.

  Jonathan Kent : Nothing happens?

  Superman : Nothing.

  Jonathan Kent : No sparks? No flickering? No electricity at all?

  Superman : The power... is out.

• Lois Clone : You're ignoring me. I hate that.

  Superman : [trying to control his temper]  I'm not ignoring you. I just had some lives to save.

  Lois Clone : You never have time for me! Maybe I should just move to L.A. and become a super model.

  Superman : That's not true. I always have time for you.

  [hears a distant cry for help] 

  Superman : Except now.

• Clark Kent : [Clark is in bed and "clone" Lois comes in]  Hello Mrs. Kent.

  [Kisses her passionately] 

  Clark Kent : We have been through so *much* to get to this place. But none of that matters.

  [Kisses her shoulder] 

  Clark Kent : It's perfect.

  Lois Clone : Are you as tired as I am?

  [Lays down facing away from Clark] 

  Clark Kent : What?

  Lois Clone : Oh, it's just the last few days with all the wedding preparations and everything, I'm just... exhausted.

  Clark Kent : I'm not *that* tired.

  Lois Clone : Oh Clark. I'm sorry. I just don't think I can keep my eyes open. Goodnight.

  [Closes her eyes] 

  Clark Kent : Lois?

  [Looks completely bewildered] 

  Clark Kent : Goodnight.

• Lex Luthor : Lest you forget, Kent, she was once my intended. The fact that I knew some aspects of her and you others, can be an asset to our search.

  Clark Kent : Where'd you last see her?

  Lex Luthor : Outside a bank. She'd just kicked me in the jaw.

  Clark Kent : [grins in spite of himself]  That's Lois.

  Lex Luthor : She's an amazing woman. I've never known anyone like her.

  Clark Kent : Fearless.

  Lex Luthor : Stupidly so, at times.

  Clark Kent : I try to get her to take it easy, but...

  Lex Luthor : She won't listen. And yet, when she's sad, and she cries...

  Clark Kent : You wanna die.

  Lex Luthor : Tell me about it.