- Clark Kent: I'm in the mood for frozen yogurt. Want some?
- Lois Lane: Clark, we have work to do.
- Clark Kent: It'll only take a second. Come on, what flavor?
- Lois Lane: Surprise me.
- [later]
- Lois Lane: Hey! What happened to you? You've been gone 2 hours. Where's my yogurt?
- Clark Kent: Oh... Right. Yogurt. Remember how you said to surprise you?
- Lois Lane: Yeah.
- Clark Kent: Well, I didn't bring you anything. Ha, Surprise!
- Lois Lane: You think I'm fat, don't you?
- Clark Kent: What?
- Lois Lane: That's why you didn't bring me any yogurt. You think I'm fat.
- Clark Kent: Lois, believe me, I do not think you're fat. I just thought, you know, it might be funny to not bring you anything. Ha!
- Lois Lane: Oh. Some of that cutting-edge, Smallville humor?
- Emmet Vale: We'll just put the word out on the street.
- Rollie Vale: Emmet, we're scientists. We don't know anybody "on the streets."
- [talking about Superman]
- Lois Lane: Does he think that because he couldn't defeat some robot that that changes the way I feel about him? Clark, that's not what attracts me. It's his intelligence and caring. He's... he has integrity and an innate goodness. I mean, he's a lot like you.
- Lois Lane: Here's some oatmeal if you want.
- Clark Kent: Did you make it?
- Lois Lane: Yeah. You probably don't believe that.
- [he looks at the drippy oatmeal]
- Clark Kent: No, I believe it.
- Emmet Vale: [about Johnny's power source] It's called Kryptonite and it never runs out.
- Johnny Corben: Just like the bunny, huh?
- Clark Kent: [about Johnny] We saw him a couple of days ago. He seemed perfectly normal.
- Lois Lane: For a Neanderthal.
- Mrs. Vale: [about Emmett] The jerk couldn't do anything unless a mechanical device was involved. And I mean *anything*.