- Lois Lane: Uh...Mrs. McCarthy, did Sean have any friends?
- Mrs. Macarthy: Only one that I know of. They were pen pals.
- Lois Lane: They wrote to each other?
- Mrs. Macarthy: Heavens, no! They met in the pen.
- Agent Dan Scardino: Well, look who's here, if it isn't the man with the smoldering eyes.
- Clark Kent: What are you talking about?
- Agent Dan Scardino: Mayson's diary. Pretty steamy stuff. Reads like an Emily Bronte novel.
- Lois Lane: You read Emily Bronte?
- Agent Dan Scardino: What can I say, I'm a hopeless romantic.
- Lois Lane: [picking a lock] I could get into any door in this city.
- Clark Kent: I know that's what worries me.
- Clark Kent: Uh, Lois, could you hand me a nail file?
- Lois Lane: Why do men always assume that women have nail files with them?
- Clark Kent: I'm sorry, but do you have a nail file?
- Lois Lane: Actually, I do, but only because it's part of my pocket knife.