Lost in Space (TV Series)
War of the Robots (1966)
Jonathan Harris: Dr. Zachary Smith
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Quotes
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Dr. Zachary Smith : Where are you, you miserable mass of metal?
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The Robot : [to Dr. Smith] Object fish has eluded capture.
Will Robinson : He got away, sir.
Dr. Zachary Smith : Not even the greatest expert could have landed that monster. He must have weighed a hundred pounds.
Will Robinson : ALL your fish got away.
Dr. Zachary Smith : Are you suggesting my failure is due to a lack of ability?
Will Robinson : Well, you're the only one who didn't catch anything.
The Robot : As you have said, "The proof of the pudding is in the eating."
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Dr. Zachary Smith : Spare the punishment and spoil the robot? Is that what you want, sir?
Prof. John Robinson : We're dealing with a machine, not a child.
Will Robinson : The way HE'S been acting lately, I'm not so sure.
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Dr. Zachary Smith : Now you listen to me, you fugitive from a junk heap: when a question is asked, you will answer.
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The Robot : Do you need any help, Dr. Smith?
Dr. Zachary Smith : [cruelly] There are many things which need to be done, but, unfortunately, you are incapable of doing any of them.
The Robot : No one requires my services anymore.
Dr. Zachary Smith : An astute observation. You, sir, have reached the end of the line. The joyride is over. I had planned to redesign you possibly into a pleasure vehicle, but I think you would be substandard even as that.
The Robot : What is my course of action?
Dr. Zachary Smith : A quick departure seems a very good choice.
The Robot : Are you sure there is no other solution?
Dr. Zachary Smith : None whatsoever, goodbye.
The Robot : Then I will go. Say goodbye to the others for me?
Dr. Zachary Smith : I will, goodbye.
The Robot : Especially Will.
Dr. Zachary Smith : Yes-yes-yes, goodbye.
The Robot : Fair well, Dr. Smith.
Dr. Zachary Smith : I detest drawn out departures. Go and get it over with.