Lost in Space (TV Series)

War of the Robots (1966)

Bill Mumy: Will Robinson

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• The Robot : [to Dr. Smith]  Object fish has eluded capture.

  Will Robinson : He got away, sir.

  Dr. Zachary Smith : Not even the greatest expert could have landed that monster. He must have weighed a hundred pounds.

  Will Robinson : ALL your fish got away.

  Dr. Zachary Smith : Are you suggesting my failure is due to a lack of ability?

  Will Robinson : Well, you're the only one who didn't catch anything.

  The Robot : As you have said, "The proof of the pudding is in the eating."

• Will Robinson : What's wrong with you today? Your audio unit gone bad? I mean, I have to ask you everything three times before you obey.

  The Robot : I compute you well.

  Will Robinson : Then what's wrong?

  The Robot : This project is extremely dangerous.

  Will Robinson : NOW, LOOK! I'M NOT GONNA GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN! I'M GONNA GET THIS ROBOT FIXED AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT!

  The Robot : Correction: not robot - robotoid.

  Will Robinson : Now, look. Who cares WHAT it's called. All I wanna do is get it working.

  The Robot : A robot is a machine which performs as programmed. A robotoid is a machine that goes beyond programming. It has a free choice: good, bad, wrong, right, slow, fast, hot, cold, loud...

  Will Robinson : All right. All right. Just forget it. FOR-get it.

• Dr. Zachary Smith : Spare the punishment and spoil the robot? Is that what you want, sir?

  Prof. John Robinson : We're dealing with a machine, not a child.

  Will Robinson : The way HE'S been acting lately, I'm not so sure.

• The Robot : Stop, William Robinson. I will accompany you. You may need protection.

  Will Robinson : I'm big enough to take care of myself.

  The Robot : True, but I am a little bigger.

  Will Robinson : Well, maybe a few inches or so.

• The Robot : You forget that a robot has no heart. I am only wires and cold metal parts.

  Will Robinson : But the robotoid has everyone a prisoner in the Jupiter 2, and he's sending for some aliens to come and take them away. We need your help.

  The Robot : It does not compute.

  Will Robinson : Yes, it does! You just don't wanna listen!

  The Robot : The Robinsons are no longer my responsibility. They are no longer my family.

  Will Robinson : Well, what about Dr. Smith? I know you wanna help him.

  The Robot : Dr. Smith has rejected me most of all. I will go now.

  Will Robinson : No, wait! I'm your friend. You know that. Help them for me.

  The Robot : You are my friend, Will. What do you wish done?

  Will Robinson : You've got to deactivate the alien robot.

  The Robot : That is a task more easily suggested than accomplished.