- Mrs. Pynchon: Tiffany's going to learn the newspaper business. Starting at the bottom.
- Charlie Hume: Where's that?
- Mrs. Pynchon: [chuckles] Where I started.
- Charlie Hume: As the owner?
- Mrs. Pynchon: As... a copygirl.
- Lou Grant: Well, eh, it's about Tiffany.
- Mrs. Pynchon: Oh, you don't have to give me special reports. But as long as you're here, how is she doing?
- Lou Grant: Well, she... makes great coffee. Best we've ever had in the newsroom.
- Mrs. Pynchon: Oh, I'm delighted to hear that, if she ever inherits this newspaper I'm sure that will come in very handy. Is there anything else?
- Lou Grant: Yes, there is. She's gone.
- Mrs. Pynchon: I have a feeling you've left out something between the great coffee and her departure.