- Charlotte Cavendish: [Looking with distate at Tink's garish bowtie] Where are you going in that foul thing?
- Tinker Dill: Women's Institute.
- Charlotte Cavendish: [as Tink walks away] What would Tinker be doing at the Woman's Institute?
- Lovejoy: What everyone does at the Women's Institute... talk about sex.
- Lovejoy: [Opening his door and seeing Pulver] Arnie... hah, you give me a break?
- DS Arnie Pulver: I'd love to... right around the fourth vertebrae.
- Konrad Dekker: [Angrily, as he sees Lovejoy in police headquarters] Hey! Why isn't this man behind bars? First he robs my gallery, then my house. What now - my soul?
- Lovejoy: Where would I find it, Konnie!