M*A*S*H (TV Series)
A War for All Seasons (1980)
Mike Farrell: Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
Photos
Quotes
-
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : In a few minutes we're going to be decobbing corn, thanks to you and your khaki thumb.
Father Mulcahy : Don't I know it. All week I've been dreaming of getting butter on my cheeks, juice on my shirt, and a niblet wedged between two molars.
[walks up to the table]
Father Mulcahy : Where is the corn?
Cpl. Igor Straminsky : You're looking at it. The mushy stuff.
Father Mulcahy : You... You creamed it!
[on the verge of tears]
Father Mulcahy : You... you ninny!
Cpl. Igor Straminsky : [everybody yells at Igor] I was just trying to be helpful. Next Fourth of July you can eat it on the cob for all I care.
-
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Let me ask you something. How much do you know about building a kidney machine?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Absolutely nothing.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Neither do I. So how do we know we can't make one?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Are you crazy? When Dr. Kolff invented it, he was at a university. He had facilities. He had funding. He had a research team.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Yeah, but we got something he didn't have. We got Dr. Kolff to copy from. Follow me and bring your library card.
-
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : [Hawkeye and B.J. are wrapped in blankets in front of a plastic fireplace] The numbness is leaving my toes.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Yeah. Mine are all wiggly again.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Boy, there's nothing like a real fake fire.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Thanks to this, now it's like summer in here.
Maj. Charles Winchester : [in shorts and a T-shirt, drenched in sweat] Gentlemen, the snow pageant is fatuous and unamusing. It serves only as a reminder that it is hot.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : [throwing off the blankets, revealing a Hawaiian shirt] You know, he's right. It doesn't work without the plastic marshmallows.