M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Cementing Relationships (1980)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : What do we got to lose?
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : For one thing, me. These hands work on nothing lower than an appendectomy.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Well, our loss is our gain.
Hawkeye : Okay, Klinger, you're on. But you better know what you're doing.
Cpl. Maxwell Klinger : Trust me. I know cement and it's not that hard.
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Cpl. Maxwell Klinger : [the officers are making a concrete floor] Let's start moving! Let's start moving! This is your foreman.
Hawkeye : Wait a minute, wait a minute, who made you the foreman?
Cpl. Maxwell Klinger : Well, I thought the selection was automatic, considering my background.
Hawkeye : Well you can take your background and go sit in the background.
Cpl. Maxwell Klinger : Have it your way, BOSS. But one quick question before I go: what's the formula for mixing concrete?
Hawkeye : Why don't you handle this one, Beej?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Don't look at me, talk to the foreman.
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Hawkeye : [to Charles, who refuses to help] Pick up that hoe, or I'll have you spayed.
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Hawkeye : We need to have a staff meeting about these staph infections.