M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Cementing Relationships (1980)

Loretta Swit: Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan

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• Col. Sherman Potter : [Dedicating the new cement floor in O.R]  Special thanks to Captains Pierce and Hunnicut for going over my head right to Corporal Klinger. Next, to Major Winchester.

  Cpl. Maxwell Klinger : [Everybody groans]  Why Major Winchester?

  Margaret : He didn't do a thing. He didn't even lift a shovel!

  Col. Sherman Potter : Pipe down, pipe down. This is an operating room. As I was saying, here's to Major Winchester for showing that a man can be neat, clean, and bathed, and still end up smelling bad.

  Cpl. Maxwell Klinger : [Charles groans]  Now that's more like it.

• Charles : What on earth are you talking about and in what language are you saying it?

  Ignazio : How can you not see she love you?

  Margaret : I don't love him!

  Charles : That's one way.