M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Dear Dad, Again (1973)
Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns
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Quotes
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Major Franklin Marion Burns : Can't you ever be serious?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I tried it once, but everybody laughed.
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Major Franklin Marion Burns : Is that a martini?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : In case you didn't read the paper today, Prohibition was repealed.
Major Franklin Marion Burns : Well, I want one.
Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : [Hawkeye and Trapper are taken aback] A drink? You, Frank?
Major Franklin Marion Burns : A double.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Frank, if you have a drink, you'll loosen up. You might even smile. Frank, you could break your face!
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : You want to talk about it?
Major Franklin Marion Burns : I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to think about it. I don't want to think about talking about it.