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Radar : Our cow's in labor.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : You held up a phone call to my sister so that he could bless a COW?
Radar : Well, cows are people too, ya know.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : And I'm arguing with him.
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Radar : [Father Mulcahey is about to bless Radar's cow in Iowa over the phone] Do you think you can do it in Methodist?
Father Francis Mulcahy : I'm a piano player, Radar. I'll transpose.
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Radar : Oh! It's coming out backwards!
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Like everything else around here.
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Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : [On the phone with Radar's mother, who is about to deliver a calf] Alright, listen carefully, Mrs. O'Reilly. You're going to have to put your hand inside the cow and turn the calf around.
Radar : [grossed out] OH! OOOH, MAN! Oh, boy! Father.
[Father Mulcahy sits him down]
Radar : WHOA, BOY! OH! OH!