M*A*S*H (TV Series)

None Like It Hot (1978)

Ted Gehring: Sergeant Rhoden

Quotes 

• Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : [Sgt. Rhoden is trying to trade for the bath tub]  No deal, Rhoden.

  Sergeant Rhoden : Hard sell, huh? Alright, here's something nobody can resist... stag films. Guaranteed to make a grown man blush.

  [looks at Radar] 

  Sergeant Rhoden : 'Probably kill you.

• Sergeant Rhoden : Boy I'll tell ya one thing, I sure am losing my touch. Last war, I talked you down to a can of spam.

  Hawkeye : And a can of spam.