M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Oh, How We Danced (1981)

David Ogden Stiers: Maj. Charles Winchester

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Quotes 

• Hawkeye : [Charles has been punched by Major Finch]  Don't worry, Charles, every clout has a silver lining. You just put that tooth under your pillow tonight and by morning, the Winchester fortune will have been increased by a dime.

  Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Please shut up, Pierce.

  Hawkeye : [Holds up dukes]  Oh yeah? You wanna make me?

  Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Will you just let me bleed in peace?

  Hawkeye : Or in pieces.

• Charles : Here. This is what I risked my life for.

  [hands piece of paper to Colonel Potter] 

  Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : We didn't know if you were late, Charles, or the late Charles. We thought maybe you'd been shot and we were trying to figure out which side did it.

  Charles : Hunnicut, go hurt yourself.