M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Picture This (1982)
Jeff Maxwell: Igor Straminsky
Quotes
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Cpl. Igor Straminsky : Captain, your friends over *there* wanted me to tell you there is an empty seat *over* there.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : That's fine by me. I'm in better company alone.
Cpl. Igor Straminsky : You guys are really on the outs, huh?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Do you have any idea how tough it is to live in the same shoebox with a couple of irrational jackasses?
Cpl. Igor Straminsky : Yeah, I know. They were just complaining how tough it is to live with *one*.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : What a rotten thing to say.