M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Pressure Points (1982)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
Quotes
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : The gravy was better than usual tonight... you could cut it with a fork.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : [Charles is cooking in the Swamp] Do you smell something, Hawk?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Yeah, and not the usual ambient stench.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Onions.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : And sardines. Charles!
Maj. Charles Winchester : Hiya.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : I hate the taste of sardines, and they taste better than they smell.
Maj. Charles Winchester : Well, I never consult you in matters of taste, because you have none.