M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Strange Bedfellows (1983)
Jamie Farr: Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger
Quotes
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : [Hawkeye and BJ rouse Charles from his snoring] Charles!
Maj. Charles Winchester : Oh, no, you don't. I am sick and tired of playing this game. Once and for all, I do not snore!
All : [the whole camp, standing outside] Oh, yes, you do!
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : We can hear you all the way over in postop!
Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Actually, I'm impressed. Even my schnoz couldn't honk that loud.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : You are giving our position away to the enemy!