M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Colonel's Horse (1976)
Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns
Quotes
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Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : I'm afraid I have a bad appendix.
Maj. Frank Burns : Let me operate? Please!
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : It isn't necessary. It isn't a hot appendix. It's chronic.
Maj. Frank Burns : Let me remove it. I'll put it in a nice Mason jar with a little alcohol. I'll bring you ice cream with chocolate sauce and perhaps some Oreo cookies.
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : No!
Maj. Frank Burns : Show me some consideration. Let me cut you open!