- Wilton Newberry: Now, Mr. MacGyver, I am in a panic. I do not seem to have a record of your first name in the file.
- MacGyver: Yeah, it's just MacGyver.
- Wilton Newberry: Isn't that wonderful? You must save so much ink signing checks.
- Harry Jackson: Dear Bud, if you're reading this note, I guess I'm pushing up daisies. Well, at least I'm not paying taxes.
- [last lines]
- Bill Cody: What are you staring at? The shirt? The suitcase? What would you do if you had a million dollars? All of a sudden, I was in back of a taxi on the way to the airport. The cabbie turns on the radio, and do I hear music? No, I hear Harry. He says, "What are you up to, Cody?" How can I deal with that? Well, am I late?
- MacGyver: I'd say you were just in time.
- Sister Robin: Your public awaits you.
- [first lines]
- Secretary: [heard answering phone] Wilton Newberry, attorney at law. Hold for a moment, please. You may go in now, Mr. MacGyver.
- MacGyver: Mr. Newberry? Hi. My name's MacGyver...