- Decontamintion Man #2: This decontamination chamber is going to zap off the outer layer of your skin; strictly a precaution. Now, there's eye cups in there for ya; put 'em on.
- MacGyver: Set it on medium-well.
- Decontamintion Man #2: Will do.
- Dr. Sandra Millhouse: Dr. Sandra Millhouse :
- [Sarcastically]
- Dr. Sandra Millhouse: I'm going to develop an organism that eats red tape.
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- Helicopter Pilot: Satellite reentry zone should be about five minutes ahead, MacGyver.
- MacGyver: Roger.
- MacGyver: [Dr. Millhouse is about to test her organism on a rat] Uh, haven't enough animals died for one day?
- Dr. Sandra Millhouse: Listen, this is a laboratory, not a high-school biology class, MacGyver.
- MacGyver: Look, doctor; I saw animals out there drop dead on the spot; They didn't get sick, they didn't run off and hide, they just died. Hundreds of them.