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Quotes
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Jack Dalton : MacGyver, this is me, this is Jack, this is your buddy. Give it to me straight. You know how important my cab is to me; it's my future. You scratched it, didn't you?
MacGyver : Well, no - not exactly.
Jack Dalton : Okay, a dent; you put a dent in it.
MacGyver : Listen, Jack -
[interrupted]
Jack Dalton : I can live with a dent. Tell me it's a dent.
MacGyver : It's a little more than a dent. Mr. Thorton and I were riding in your cab chasing this woman, who was actually a man who had a guy with a bazooka waiting and he blew up your cab.
Jack Dalton : Hold it. Run that back. Run that by me again.
MacGyver : Um, Mr. Thorton and I were riding in your cab and we're chasing this woman...
Jack Dalton : No, no, no - just the last part.
MacGyver : Two guys with bazookas blew up your cab.
Jack Dalton : They blew up my cab with a bazooka?
MacGyver : Two bazookas. But I can explain.
Jack Dalton : Bazookas... you can explain bazookas? YOU CANNOT EXPLAIN BAZOOKAS!
[yelling, lunging out of his hospital bed for MacGyver]
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[first lines]
MacGyver : [voice-over narration] The usual problem in Los Angeles on a lazy Saturday is... what to do. Surfing in the Pacific. Skiing in the mountains. Maybe, head to the beach and watch the girls roll in. Not exactly. I was celebrating, if that's the word, the anniversary of a friendship. I'd met Pete Thornton seven years ago today. So, I'd been running around all morning long following the anniversary instructions Pete had sent me. He asked me to locate a bar magnifying glass and bring it to him at Adler's Wrecking Yard at eight o'clock, sharp. Pete always could come up with something a little off-center. Now, where to find him.
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Pete Thornton : When he makes a kill he always takes a picture of his victim... dying.
MacGyver : Keeping an album, is he?
